Chad Allen Ortiz.

slavadelic:

i freestyled the whole time i made this. something about being the flowa ass nashun of da world…and deflowering flowers…and putting hormones in da flowers to make them text yo friendz back cause yo nailz too long.. and vacuum your living room because you crazy lazy…and it ended in confusion so i name it this

ronaldweaseley:

lindsaylohangmyself:

hellyeahbaldbritney:

Britney vs. Berlin Wall

it’s sad how the american educational system doesn’t teach that britney helped tear down the berlin wall ://

A true hero

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetah’s are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetah’s are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll loose their cubs. So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetah’s comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

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thatfunnyblog:

This is what terrifies me about the ocean.

the few times I’ve gone snorkelling this is the most intensely scary but amazing thing about it, the bit where the reef ends and it suddenly just drops off and you cant see the bottom or what’s down there, and you swim over the edge and suddenly your in open water, and you feel so vulnerable like you’re a fish that lives on the reef, and you finally understand finding nemo

you finally understand finding nemo

obeseblackguy:

the iguana is just like
ok